Foodery of the Gods

Today was an epic day, and to finish it off I got to take part in going to one of the happiest places on earth. MCDONALDS! However when I eat under the heavenly golden arches I dont even pretend to act like I'm going to eat healthy by ordering some gay ass salad. And I cant even begin to pronounce whatever a yogurt "parfet"is. I go big or go home! Of course I end up ordering the most food in my group and was defintly the first one to get done, but oh well. Even if I'm a closet fatty, I'm sure some people think I'm still beautiful on the inside. Like this hotty:

At least it's Diet Orange soda