Feline Music Revolution

                                      http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/DJ_Kitty_Cat/
I wonder if he does wedding receptions?

Foodery of the Gods

Today was an epic day, and to finish it off I got to take part in going to one of the happiest places on earth. MCDONALDS! However when I eat under the heavenly golden arches I dont even pretend to act like I'm going to eat healthy by ordering some gay ass salad. And I cant even begin to pronounce whatever a yogurt "parfet"is. I go big or go home! Of course I end up ordering the most food in my group and was defintly the first one to get done, but oh well. Even if I'm a closet fatty, I'm sure some people think I'm still beautiful on the inside. Like this hotty:

At least it's Diet Orange soda

racist?

"Aren't we all just different shades of black?"- Eminem

May his wise and hateful words guide us forever more.

Friendez Foreverz

Things to buy:
1. college tuition
2.  soul
3. $400 owl to play with my cat so I can sell videos of they're friendship online. 

So I'm sitting here writing on this stupid blog when all of a sudden it begins to rain INSIDE! I don't know if it was bad karma but about ten gallons of water just leaked all over the contents of my closet.

              I now have soggy items 

I still have nightmares about Dobby eating my skin clear off every night!

Reality Bites

Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely, anonymous